[first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck
Nothing screams “straya” like a $20,000 goon bag that is actually part of an ‘artist display’ event.
do you ever just start mentally plotting out a story and you suddenly come up with that one scene or that one line and you just think
this will be the scene that makes everyone cry
when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time
While Benedict is poised and eloquent, he has that added factor of being a complete dork, just like the rest of us, and I only love him more for it! ;)
"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh
Katy Perry does Australia’s weather report for today.
I really hate it when people make texts posts and its just song lyrics. it makes me want to SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT! Throw my head back and SHOUT!